Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Yakity Yak


I've fallen for the microchipped mistress many times and she has been good to me.  Hours of leg numbing green pig killing, vision blurring high-definition lightsaber-ing, and eardrum bursting mega bass-ing.

Yet my touchscreen temptress is a horrible listener.  Sure she has plenty to say: "turn left here", "are you sure you want to delete that?", "are you 19 or over?", "you're not supposed to stick that in there", "please cover that up" and I'm tried of it.  

Things shouldn't be allowed to talk to me, unless I can talk back to them.

No YOU rescan that object and place it in the bagging area Lady Loblaws!!  

Write your congressman.