Hippies Have Ruined Treehouses

There was a time that treehouses were meant to escape bears and to live in closer vicinity to your monkey butlers, monkey chefs, and monkey chess competitors.

But now that dream is dead.  Hippies seem to to think treehouses are places for yoga, herbivore-ism and origami.  Well they're not.  Give them back hippies.  Get your dirty hippy bare feet off of our floor built with man planks.  I don't care about your organic yogurt! And I don't care that you churned it yourself!  And comb your hair! Only Jedis can have rat tails.

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